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May 11th, 2008


05:29 pm - Mouth Breather
I'm in Biggby right now, as always, and there's this "heavyset" man sitting across from me breathing really heavily through his mouth. I hope he doesn't have a heart attack cuz he's breathing like someone is sitting on his chest. This makes me sad.

Now he's talking and I think it's in another language, like Russian . . . or some Slavic language.  But my hearing is bad, so he could just be speaking English.

Also, Mocha Chills are delicious.


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February 24th, 2008


12:58 am - S Club, I Really Miss You
The recent Spice Girls Reunion Tour has stirred up some emotion in me over another Prefab British pop group, this one consisting of seven (now 6) young individuals with great voices and the moves to back them up.

S ClubWhat wonderous group am I referring to?  Well, S Club of course.  Oh how I long for another album put forth by Jon, Hannah, Bradley, Rachel, Tina, Jo, and (before he left) Paul.  I doubt they'll ever do a reunion tour like their big sister band, the Spice Girls, but if they did I'd definitely think about going to it and then settle on just purchasing the album.

Oh, and a word about the picture.  Why the hell is Hannah stuck in a hoodie while the others are wearing shirts and tank tops?  It's weird, Hannah.  Go change!


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January 20th, 2008


02:05 pm - Sex Time
Serious SexinYesterday two of my friends were wed and all I could think about through the whole ceremony and reception was "those two are going to have sex tonight. . . and everyone in this room knows it."  And it's not that I don't think they've had sex before, but now that they're married there isn't even room for a shadow of a doubt that they're effing the ess out of each other.  It's weird. I mean, how do heteros even have sex with only one penis?  It's like a jigsaw puzzle that's missing a piece, so frustrating.

Also, I just got back from lunch with my awesomely dear friend Beth and our waitress kept refering to the Monte Cristo as a Monte Crisco. I found that to be amusing.


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January 14th, 2008


08:52 pm - Go With The Floater
For the past week I've had a dark spot floating casually around my left eye.  It's a tad annoying.  I'll be writing notes down in class and all of the sudden Mr. Floater saunters into my field of vision and won't leave.  I'll look to the right, to the left, up, down, but no matter what Mr. Floater will casually come along.

Here's what it's like to have a floater in your eye.  Exhibit A is a picture of an Old English Sheep Dog, before the floater came to be, this is what I would have seen.  Exhibit B is also a picture of an Old English Sheep Dog, but this picture shows what one would see if one had a floater in one's eye.  Annoying.

Exhibit A Exhibit B

After a week and a half of this I've finally got annoyed to the point of calling my optometrist so as to get my eye checked out.  I'm pretty sure it's nothing major and that they'll tell me that it will go away with time, but who knows.  I'll keep everyone up-to-date.


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January 13th, 2008


08:23 pm - Hammer Time

MC Hammer PantsI found the funniest thing the other day. A picture of it is to the right, it's a Simplicity brand sewing pattern so that you too can have a pair of MC Hammer pants. Who in their right mind would want a pair of these? And what the hell was going on in the 90's that made this fashion statement cool?

The answer to the first question is "an impressionable seven year old." I know this because I was fortunate to have a mother that would make her child a pair of "Hammer pants," as i called them, and doofy enough to love the hell out of them. I wore my "Hammer pants" so much that they became too thin to wear and my mom was "forced" to throw them out. God I was one strange child.


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05:43 am - Start All Over!
Hannah Montana/Miley CyrusI'm such a preteen girl. I can't even remember how long I spent listening to Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus this morning. Granted, it was just one song over and over and over again, but I think that may actually make it worse. If you're wondering the name of the song, it's "Start All Over" and it's amazingly fun. Check it out.

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December 15th, 2007


01:09 am
If you're still only checking this for new entries you need to check the website!!!

Facing-Forward.com

Here is today's entry from over there

Okay, this picture makes me so happy. I think of these two little ladies as riding the 1920's version of the Segway. I'm so jealous.

Segway?

Oh, and the hats are to die for.

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December 7th, 2007


08:37 am - Reading Level 1


That's right, a mere child of age 12 or under may read and understand my blog. Am I ashamed? No! Well, a little. Maybe I should starting using bigger words.

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November 28th, 2007


01:46 am - With James Lipton!
Challenge 5:
Ten Questions

This "week" on the gaybloggies is a Ten Questions thing for the contestants, over half the questions have to do with sponsors of the site and such so instead I'm going to channel James Lipton and answer a different set of 10 Questions.Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

1. What is your favorite word: Ponder

2. What is your least favorite word: Cunt or Faggot

3. What turns you on: Humor & Intellect

4. What turns you off: Conceitedness

5. What sound or noise do you love: White Noise

6. What sound or noise do you hate: The sound that results from the complete lack of sound, it's deafening.

7. What is your favorite curse word: Shit

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt: Photography

9. What profession would you not like to do: Anything really dirty.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates: "I love the gays!"


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November 18th, 2007


10:20 pm - I Want To Break Free
Hello

Just wanted to let y'all know that my blog is now going to be at www.facing-forward.com, it's my own domain and everything so yay for me. So I won't be updating on here any longer, though I do hope to set it up so that this page will redirect to my current page.

Hope everyone keeps reading!

Much Love
-Ben
Current Location: Mt Pleasant
Current Mood: contentcontent
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